Back East, Coasters have a different tradition
For summer break when your out of school
We surf the waves for our vacation
But they got a club with a swimming pool

You pull the car in the gates, give your keys to the valet
The kids all scream for fun
There’s a hot tub, kiddie pool, snack bar for their play
For you golf, tennis and rum.

There’s a kid you should meet, all dressed in white
He knows about everything
Yell, “Hey Poolboy, fetch me a mai-tai”
He would do anything for you
He will fetch your drinks for you

You should know his name, he keeps secrets
Underpaid, but, oh, the benefits
So many jobs to do but he ain’t stressed
He get’s it all done, singing Poolboy blues

New towel? Suntan lotion! Get me a cheeseburger? Fresh drink, Please!
Park your car? Swim lesson! Life guard!! Clean the pool.

The kids all love his games
And Mom dreams about his tattoos
The daughter sneeks a kiss so tame
But Daddy sees through his ploy
Daddy is a real killjoy
‘Cause Daddy used to be a’ poolboy
Daddy was a rocking poolboy!

When the work is done, he parties all night
Finds a sweet pool girl who will treat him right
He’s back on the job at 6AM
A little hungover, sing the pool boy blues
Poolboy blues - he would do anything for you
Poolboy blues - a poorboy is always true
Poolboy blues - he would do anything for you